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“From now on, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.”

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At least once, you've done this.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.

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I fucking give up.

Not even a fucking apology well fuck you.


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Mam’s #jubilee #cupcakes (Taken with instagram)

Mam’s #jubilee #cupcakes (Taken with instagram)


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I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate’s got very little experience in the music industry.

(Source: weshouldwritepornography, via weshouldwritepornography)


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Okay after what has to have been one of the most stressful hours of my life everything is sorted.

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broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

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These next 20 minutes are going to kill me.